Monday, May 19, 2008

Raped at the gas pump!!!

And I mean it, shoved straight in the butt, to the balls, no KY Jelly, no astrolide no NOTHING!!!!!!

Can you blame me for having a face like this?

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Gas is $4.05 a gallon give or take a few pennies depending on where you go. I refuse to drive ANYWHERE I don't have to right now. I will walk everydamn where, heck it's exercise!!!

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Erykah Badu @ Radio City Music Hall

Okay, so this past Friday (5/9/08) the fiance and I went to see non other than Miz Badu!!! Man oh man words cannot describe how I love this woman. My man told me that she gives you a great show, but nothing prepared me for it.

She sang a bunch of songs off of her new album Amerykah, but she didn't sing Honey!!!! That left me feeling cheated, as cheated as a hooker who got paid but the dude took back his money after he got the pannies. Yes, it was that deep.

Speaking of pannies, Loleatta Brown (if you don't know better ask somebody) she did "Annie don't wear no panties". LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD if I didn't holler!!! Erykah is crazier than a little bit but damn if she doesn't tell the truth.

Oh, here's the video for ya:



NOW.....here's my only beef about the concert.

1. I hate everyone. I really do. Okay, almost everyone. I paid damn near $200 for tickets only to have the retarded ass people of the world walking back and forth...and back and forth...and back and forth!!!! I mean damn!!! I came to see Erykah and The Roots, not a bunch of stupid heads floating around blocking my view of the stage!!

2. The STUPID BROADS SITTING IN FRONT OF US RECORDING EVERY DAMN THING, JUMPING UP FOR EVERY DAMN SONG, AND FARTING CONTINUOUSLY!!!!!!!! They must have been tourists, cause they smelled like dirty water hotdogs and then kept blowing up the our seating section. Needless to say, EVERYONE that was near us was complaining. And between them standing up, I told the girl next to me she was a Godly girl, cause I would have been cussing up a storm. I offered her a twizzler to throw at the girls, or at least smack them in the back of the head with it if they kept standing up. My fiance was trying to hold back from taking her camera and chucking it down the aisle.

3. The drunk dude behind us screaming "WEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" every five seconds. Dude...I know you love Erykah, we do too. Which is why I paid to hear "Honey yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! You so sweet!!" not "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Keep that sh*t at your Daddy Yankee concert, ya dig?

4. THE EXPENSIVE @$$ PARKING FEE!!!!!!!!!!!! $51.00 USD, and the man must have thought he was gonna get a tip, even though our car was RIGHT THERE where we could have pulled out ourselves easily (which we did dammit)

5. Me not being able to get a picture of Erykah! I swear on everything I love, we are getting seats so close next time she comes to NY, I'm gonna be able to see the twinkle in her hazel eyes, and feel her SWEAT drop onto my forehead. I AIN'T LYING!!!!!

Highlights of the show:

1. The usher who was white bread but bopping along, dancing and two-stepping down the aisle. He knows good music!!

2. The drunken woman who...heheeeeee! Let me not talk too bad about folks, but LAWD sister was having herself a good ole time, cause she went to the bar at least 8 times and came back drunker....and drunker....and drunker. Now she had this gait that nearly made me hysterical with laughter. Now mix in a bunch of drinks, she sashayedsashayedsayshayed, almost fell over, stopped sashaying, caught herself, didn't spill her drinks and continued to sashaysashaysashay down the aisle. HEEEEEEEELARIOUS!!!!!!!!

3. The man proposing to his lady onstage. That was sweet! And Erykah gave them church hugs heheee!

4. The Roots wearing "We Are Sean Bell" shirts, and dedicating a song to him and his family. I thought that was nice of them.

5. Erykah's little dance to "Annie don't wear no panties." IT WAS HEEEEEEEEELARIOUS!!!! It was something you had to see, that's the best I can describe it.

6. Erykah coming out onto the seating area and letting other people sing. One girl was off key so Erykah had the band change it for her so she could sing lol. I can't remember what song, oh, it was "Tyrone". OH MAN I wish she would have come by me, I would have embarrassed myself just to be near her lol.

All in all, a great time was had. Can't wait till she comes back next year!!